THERE ARE THESE GUYS WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD SELLING SHIT AND THE ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE JARED PADALECKI AND I GOT EXCITED AND OPENED THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE
“DAMMIT. YOURE NOT SAMMY.”
AND ALL HE SAID WAS
“If I had a nickel for every god damned time I heard that I could probably buy Jared padalecki.” And he walked away.
YOU KNOW WHO DOESN’T GET NEARLY ENOUGH GOD DAMN RECOGNITION???
MOTHERTRUCKIN’ KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW.
this bitch stole men’s treasure, killed them, kissed them and when she died — she went the most painful way ON PURPOSE and fucking DIED. LAUGHING. without letting anyone know WHERE her treasure was.
bad ass bitch to the triple max
I always thought she was underappreciated.
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
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